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| User: | sublibrarian (6413605)  "well, you are kinda loopy sometimes..."
(a peek beyond of the guided tour of my little world) |
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| Name: | dr. bitch | |||||
| Location: | New Haven, Connecticut, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1977-04-27 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  radar1977 (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | once upon a time there was a little girl who was brought up in maine by this very nice couple. one day, the little girl discovered that this couple weren't technically her parents...as it turned out, this couple had been browsing about at a flea market one day and noticed a table loaded with little children, and a guy who appeared to be selling them. as the couple did not have any children of their own, they thought it would be lovely to take home a child, as it would be useful in doing assorted tasks around the house, such as checking the mail down a long driveway on a hot summer's day, or sweeping up dog hair, not to mention there was lots and lots of laundry to fold up and put away. so they selected a nice, quiet girl-child, one who wasn't screaming like the others but dozing peacefully under the table, and they took her home. unbeknownst to the couple, the children--including this shy, quiet little girl--were really kidnapped by the flea market guy from their homes way up in prince edward island, canada. the couple found out this tragic and tearful news when they tried to return to the flea market to find a new little brother or sister for the little girl, and discovered that the guy who had sold them their first child had been extradited back to canada on kidnapping charges. sad, and a bit unnerved, they returned home... stopping off at a k-mart on the way there, where, oh great joy!!, there was a blue light special that day, with a plethora of little children on sale. happily, they selected a new little sister for their flea market find, and all piled into the car and drove home. the end. | |||||
| Memories: | 7 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 30 public | |||||
| Interests: | 150: animals, apple, aquariums, art, athletic training, autumn, bad religion, band, beakman's world, beer, blizzards, books, bookstores, boston, boston legal, boxer shorts, bugs, camping, carpentry, cartooning, cats, cheese, chocolate covered cherries, chocolate milk, coffee, comedian bob marley, computer science, computers, cookies, cooking, corn, costuming, crayons, creative writing, diners, dirty jobs, documentaries, dogs, doritos, dysarts, earth science, eels, emergency medicine, environmental science, fall, fatboy's, ferrets, festivus, fish, fishnet stockings, fleetwood mac, food, frogs, funk, geeky stuff, geology, goodwill, graphic arts, grilled cheese sandwiches, halloween, history, humour, hurricanes, ice cream, ice hockey, ice skating, ihop, indiana jones, instructionals, kangaroos, kayaking, laughing, laura ingalls wilder, libraries, library science, macintosh, maps, marine science, maritime history, meteorology, mortuary science, mountains, movie scores, museums, music, my car, mythbusters, new haven, newspapers, oceanography, onion rings, pacific northwest, photography, photoshop, pickles, pirates, pizza, psychology, pushing daisies, quests, red sox, ren and stimpy, reny's, research, road trips, running, rush, sailing, sandals, severe weather, sewing, sex, sharks, sharpie markers, skydiving, sleep, snow, snow cones, snowball fights, spaghetti-os, sports, sports medicine, spotted salamanders, star wars, storm chasing, storytelling, su doku, swimming, technology, the state, the weather channel, theatre arts, thrift store shopping, thrift stores, thunderstorms, tidal pools, toasted cheese sandwiches, tornadoes, trivia, urban legends, vince guaraldi, volcanology, waves, wawa, weather, westville, white water rafting, winter, writing, | |||||
| Schools: | West Bath Elementary School - West Bath, ME (1982 - 1989) Bath Junior High School - Bath, ME (1989 - 1992) Morse High School - Bath, ME (1992 - 1995) Lyndon State College - Lyndonville, VT (1995 - 1997) Southern Connecticut State University - New Haven, CT (1998 - 2000) | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 5: akasha13131, evilpuffofsmoke, happybluebunny, sxphnplyr, usagi | |||||
| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
